katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

(via excessgoldenparachutepayments)

cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

(via cybertinkerhell)

I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.

(Source: stans-sebastian, via spitfiresinspace)

shesfiction:

twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad:

discoveringfeminism:

deforest:

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

82 years later and it’s still relevant

This will never not be relevant.

82 years and we still have to fucking tell men this shit

(via spitfiresinspace)

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

image

i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

(Source: pitynotawidow-archive, via spitfiresinspace)

pizzaforpresident:

I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.

I have ADHD.

I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

(via fangirlinginleatherboots)

colorsofsocialjustice:

canislycaon:

ikazed:

ALL OF THIS.

I would like to add that the one talking about people checking out other people, while completely accurate, doesn’t talk about part of what people do when checking out other people. Cat calling is what most call it, verbal harassment is another sadly, but either way, both men and women do it. 

So if you think it’s okay for women to catcall but not men, you’re part of the problem. 

- Puprle

(Source: conservativeatheist, via the-queen-of-flames)

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via excessgoldenparachutepayments)

frisbeebiscuit:

homestuckorbust:

sandee4eyes:

Has this been done before?

This is wonderful!

dirk is doctor facilier

(via homestuck-arts)